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  • Alien vs Predator vs Terminator vs Human?

    I started with a throw away head to head that actually has had more commercial input than I could have imagined at that time. So I have added some additional competitors due to input such as the one below . Note I have only chosen fictional characters as Chuck would eat them all without problem .

    Originally posted by Nick the Noodle View Post
    Due to some recent improbable scenarios in the alternative timelines I thought I would go further .

    Who would win out of these three .

    Alien



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_(film)

    Predator



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predator_(film)

    Terminator



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Terminator
    Originally posted by Listy View Post
    I vote for...

    Humans!
    You know darn well in this film there will be a human lead, and a host of squishy hangers on. Who will inevitably either hang back a bit, split up the group or get their tits out and become severely deaded. Some of the larger part Characters might sacrifice themselves in a noble fashion to protect the main human.

    The the Human lead will be all plucky, and depressingly Survive. Killing off all three of them.
    Wolverine



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine_(comics)

    Batman



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman

    Judge Dredd



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_Dredd

    Captain Kirk



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_T._Kirk

    Poirot



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hercule_Poirot
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    Alien
    0.00%
    0
    Predator
    12.00%
    3
    Terminator
    12.00%
    3
    Wolverine
    16.00%
    4
    Batman
    8.00%
    2
    Judge Dredd
    4.00%
    1
    Captain Kirk
    36.00%
    9
    Poirot
    12.00%
    3
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    Captain Kirk. Especially if the Predator or Alien was a female of the species. We know how Kirk operated.



    In any case, Kirk faced and defeated tougher enemies.





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    • #3
      Wolverine.

      He's the only one that can keep coming back again and again, What with his Healing factor he could get half melted by the alien's acid-blood and still regenerate given enough time. His adamantium claws can carve through even Poirot's logic.

      Kirk wouldn't stand a chance. the First away party he sent down would most likely consist of red-shirts and only one would survive to get beamed back up...with Wolvie in tow, and once he's aboard everyone's pretty much toast.

      The Terminator wouldn't last long before being turned into a box of spare parts and the Predator hunts by tech, not scent as Logan does.

      Wolverine, Game, Set and Match... 'Nuff said.
      BoRG
      "... and that was the last time they called me Freakboy Moses"

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      • #4
        All of the humans stand an excellent chance of survival...except Pierot. That said, I beleive Kirk will do it with the most style. He's got a LOT of good people working for him too.

        BTW, why is Periot in this contest? Seriously, is it a gag, or did my mom's A&E mysteries not show the hidden badass within, much to Agatha Christie's (RIP) shagrin?
        How many Allied tanks it would take to destroy a Maus?
        275. Because that's how many shells there are in the Maus. Then it could probably crush some more until it ran out of gas. - Surfinbird

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Wolery View Post
          All of the humans stand an excellent chance of survival...except Pierot. That said, I beleive Kirk will do it with the most style. He's got a LOT of good people working for him too.

          BTW, why is Periot in this contest? Seriously, is it a gag, or did my mom's A&E mysteries not show the hidden badass within, much to Agatha Christie's (RIP) shagrin?
          The whole point about the various alien types are their obvious lethality . Poirot uses his little grey cells and represents humans out-thinking the enemy .
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Nick the Noodle View Post
            The whole point about the various alien types are their obvious lethality . Poirot uses his little grey cells and represents humans out-thinking the enemy .
            But out thinking those fellows requires a bit of...ultraviolence. If Poirot is in command of some space marines with not a little firepower, I could see him winning, and with most of his unit still alive too, rare for a horror protagonist. So does the Belgian fellow get the marines to implement his plans?
            How many Allied tanks it would take to destroy a Maus?
            275. Because that's how many shells there are in the Maus. Then it could probably crush some more until it ran out of gas. - Surfinbird

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Wolery View Post
              [...]and with most of his unit still alive too[...]
              Marines are only one "very short step" above Redshirts in the survival stakes.




              PS: I found this video at the same time.
              Winnie says
              ---------------------------------
              "He fell out of a Gestapo car, over a bridge, and onto a railway line. Then was run over by the Berlin Express.

              It was an Accident."
              Herr Flick.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Listy View Post
                Marines are only one "very short step" above Redshirts in the survival stakes.




                PS: I found this video at the same time.
                Outstanding
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Listy View Post
                  PS: I found this video at the same time.

                  Thats good. Here's one back.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by The Ibis View Post
                    Thats good. Here's one back.


                    You too!
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Listy View Post
                      Marines are only one "very short step" above Redshirts in the survival stakes.




                      PS: I found this video at the same time.
                      And why do you think I asked for them? If the Belgian can keep more than half his unit alive, he's have to be VERY good. Redshirts too, just don't have the firepower a space marine does.
                      How many Allied tanks it would take to destroy a Maus?
                      275. Because that's how many shells there are in the Maus. Then it could probably crush some more until it ran out of gas. - Surfinbird

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Wolery View Post
                        And why do you think I asked for them? If the Belgian can keep more than half his unit alive, he's have to be VERY good. Redshirts too, just don't have the firepower a space marine does.
                        That Belgian has never lost a colleague. A few have been written out, but none have died .
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                        • #13
                          Nick, it seems you omitted someone from your list.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by The Ibis View Post
                            Nick, it seems you omitted someone from your list.

                            This is priceless

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by The Ibis View Post
                              Nick, it seems you omitted someone from your list.

                              Damn , another new thread lurks - best monsters - Sci-Fi or Horror ?
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