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  • 4 B-52Hs, a Combat Controller, and orbiting GPS satellites vs Caesar at Sabis

    Through some strange turn of events 4 B-52Hs have been tasked to hit Caesar's Legions on the march through Belgae territory one day before contact is made with Boduognatus' forces. The Combat Controller has good grid and as sent it to the A/C.

    What happens? And more importantly how will Roddoss explain how the Romans will successfully kill the B-52s, with pila or gladii?
    Кто там?
    Это я - Почтальон Печкин!
    Tunis is a Carthigenian city!

  • #2
    Originally posted by Stryker 19K30 View Post
    Through some strange turn of events 4 B-52Hs have been tasked to hit Caesar's Legions on the march through Belgae territory one day before contact is made with Boduognatus' forces. The Combat Controller has good grid and as sent it to the A/C.

    What happens? And more importantly how will Roddoss explain how the Romans will successfully kill the B-52s, with pila or gladii?
    Asterix will destroy the copters and then kick the Romans.

    There are no Nazis in Ukraine. © Idiots

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Stryker 19K30 View Post
      Through some strange turn of events 4 B-52Hs have been tasked to hit Caesar's Legions on the march through Belgae territory one day before contact is made with Boduognatus' forces. The Combat Controller has good grid and as sent it to the A/C.

      What happens? And more importantly how will Roddoss explain how the Romans will successfully kill the B-52s, with pila or gladii?
      Pila, of course. The gladius isn't a ranged weapon and has no chance to hit a B-52. Duh.

      The First Amendment applies to SMS, Emails, Blogs, online news, the Fourth applies to your cell phone, computer, and your car, but the Second only applies to muskets?

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      • #4
        Legionary Air Assault Infantry will board the B-52s and slaughter their crew. They will be carried into battle on the backs of Griffons that will land on the airplane's wing roots and claw a hole in the hull for the infantry to drop through.
        Tacitos, Satrap of Kyrene

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        • #5
          Josh, who's side are he Zulu's on?
          "Ask not what your country can do for you"

          Left wing, Right Wing same bird that they are killing.

          you’re entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts.

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          • #6
            How come nobody uses the capabilities of the Lilliputians? Hmmmm? What's up with that!? Some kind of discrimination against the vertically challenged I say!

            Regards,
            Dennis
            If stupid was a criminal offense Sea Lion believers would be doing life.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by D1J1 View Post
              How come nobody uses the capabilities of the Lilliputians? Hmmmm? What's up with that!? Some kind of discrimination against the vertically challenged I say!

              Regards,
              Dennis
              I see you're being sizist too, ignoring the Brobdingnagians.

              But the answer can be found with the Laputa flying island. Even B-52s will have to avoid this.

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              • #8
                Caesar employs Oompa Loompas and begin to sing their song to the mass distraction of the B-52 crews enough so they bomb their own side, and then run out of fuel and crash.

                Easy Peasy.

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                • #9
                  Nah, the buff crews fire their agm-69s over their shoulder and laugh...
                  Credo quia absurdum.


                  Quantum mechanics describes nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And yet it fully agrees with experiment. So I hope you can accept nature as She is - absurd! - Richard Feynman

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                  • #10
                    Ok,.... these threads really need to stop.

                    "Ridiculous" is beginning to be too prevalent a theme.

                    Move along,.... nothing to see here.
                    The Purist

                    Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assault of thoughts on the unthinking - John Maynard Keynes.

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                    • #11
                      Such As There Is No Doubt Of It...

                      The Purist Has The Conn & His Decision Rules!

                      Thank You, Drive Through, Mates!




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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by The Purist View Post
                        Ok,.... these threads really need to stop.

                        "Ridiculous" is beginning to be too prevalent a theme.

                        Move along,.... nothing to see here.
                        Thank you for seeing my point.
                        Кто там?
                        Это я - Почтальон Печкин!
                        Tunis is a Carthigenian city!

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                        • #13
                          I knew what this was

                          Comment wasn't aimed at you specifically.
                          The Purist

                          Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assault of thoughts on the unthinking - John Maynard Keynes.

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