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  • D.C. Residents Can Remember Exactly Who They Were Murdering When Nationals Clinched F

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/dc-...were-mu,29721/

    Gotta lurv the onion.

    One week after watching the Washington Nationals clinch their first-ever playoff berth, local fans told reporters Thursday that they would never forget exactly where they were and who they were murdering on the night their team beat the Dodgers 4-1.
    Im just glad I spent that night strangling somebody special, Petworth resident Martin Fuller said. And not half drunk beating a stranger to death in some bar. The memory is better that way.

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