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    An old guy goes to his family doctor for his annual checkup. After all the blood draws, x-rays and tests are done, the patient meets the doctor in his office to discuss the results.

    "I have bad and good news for you today"-says the doctor.

    "Bad news first, please"-says the old guy.

    "You have terminal liver cancer and 6 months to live"-says the doctor

    "And the good news?"-asks the patient

    "You also have end-stage Alzheimer's so if I were you I'd go home and just forget about it"-explains the doctor

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    --Frederick II, King of Prussia

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