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  • Rude Parrot

    There's a parrot in a cage in a pet-shop window.

    When a lady walks past, the parrot cries out, 'Hay you!"
    The lady replies, "Yes, what?"

    "You’re a fat cow, that's what!'

    The lady is furious and rushes inside the shop and angrily says to the owner, 'It's outrageous!"

    The owner says, 'I'm so sorry. I couldn’t agree more.'


    He then turns to the parrot and says, 'Just behave yourself – or I'll Sellotape your beak up.'

    'OK,' says the parrot.


    The next day, the lady walks past the shop and the parrot cries out, 'Hay you!"

    The lady smiles and replies, "Yes, what?"

    "You’re a fat cow, that's what!'
    The lady is really furious this time and threatens to sue the shop owner and have the parrot destroyed.

    The next day the lady walks past again.

    The parrot says "Hey you!"

    She says "What?"

    He replies "You bleedin' know what!"
    "The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their
    validity." - Abraham Lincoln.
    "Nothing's going to change while one side it lying about the cause and the other is lying about the solution" - Me

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