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    I Miss Bill Clinton


    It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a
    show
    on Canadian TV, there was a comedian who said he misses Bill
    Clinton.
    "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!
    Number 1 - He played the sax.

    Number 2 - He smoked weed. Manufacturers announced today
    that
    they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton
    Soup," in
    honor of one of the nations'most distinguished men. It consists
    primarily of
    a weenie in hot water.
    Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Cli
    nton.
    The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought
    about
    foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
    The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth
    as I
    know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I
    think
    you need to know."
    Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
    Panky
    between Bushes."
    ...ya gotta love i t

  • #2
    Originally posted by deterrumeversor View Post
    Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
    Heh.
    "I am not an atomic playboy."
    Vice Admiral William P. Blandy

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