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  • Do You have Guts, or Balls?

    Do you have Guts or Balls???????

    Medical Distinction

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know
    the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
    definition for each is listed below...

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
    your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
    cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
    and saying: "You're next."

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

    Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
    Last edited by Paul Mann III; 14 Aug 07, 15:53.
    "This life..., you know, "the life." You’re not gonna get any medals, kid. This is not a hero business; you don’t shoot people from a mile a way. You gotta stand right next to them... blow their heads off."


  • #2
    lol, Very Funny.
    Never Fear the Event

    Admiral Lord Nelson


    • #3
      Good one PV!!!
      "The Eastern front is like a house of cards. If the front is broken through at one point all the rest will collapse."- General Heinz Guderian

      "Oakland Raiders: Committed to Excellence"


      • #4
        HaHaHa that was funny
        "You can tell a lot about a fella's character by whether he picks out all of one color or just grabs a handful." -explaining why Reagan liked to have a jar of jelly beans on hand for important meetings

        CO for 1st S.INC Shock Security Troop


        • #5
          I've been told I have alot of 'gall' so both I guess.
          If you can't set a good example, be a glaring warning.


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