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15 Jokes From the World's Oldest Jokebook

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  • 15 Jokes From the World's Oldest Jokebook

    FYI;
    15 Jokes From the World's Oldest Jokebook
    https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/...z&ocid=msnbcrd
    Whiskey for my men, and beer for my horses.
    TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
    Bock's First Law of History: The Past shapes the Present, which forms the Future. *

  • #2
    Originally posted by G David Bock View Post
    FYI;
    15 Jokes From the World's Oldest Jokebook
    https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/...z&ocid=msnbcrd
    Link doesn't work for me at least. The earliest record of a stand up comedian comes from a Roman diplomat's account of an official dinner at the court of Attila the Hun. This had some, from the Roman's point of view, strange features including sitting on a chair and eating off a table but one thing stood out a man who when the meal was finished stood up and started telling a series of very funny lies. Was Attila's gift to the world the first stand up comedian/after dinner speaker? A terrifying legacy
    Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe (H G Wells)
    Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens (Friedrich von Schiller)

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    • #3
      Originally posted by MarkV View Post
      Link doesn't work for me at least. The earliest record of a stand up comedian comes from a Roman diplomat's account of an official dinner at the court of Attila the Hun. This had some, from the Roman's point of view, strange features including sitting on a chair and eating off a table but one thing stood out a man who when the meal was finished stood up and started telling a series of very funny lies. Was Attila's gift to the world the first stand up comedian/after dinner speaker? A terrifying legacy
      Aren't you thinking of a couple of centuries before Attila?



      Even in Roman times people thought the Jews were funny. Rimshot
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      • #4
        Originally posted by slick_miester View Post
        Aren't you thinking of a couple of centuries before Attila?

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        No, In the last days of the Western Roman Empire a couple of Roman diplomats really did attend a dinner at the court of Attila. Present were also diplomats from the Eastern Roman Empire. The report reveals Attila as a somewhat polite and quite modest host - not quite as Hollywood would portray him.
        Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe (H G Wells)
        Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens (Friedrich von Schiller)

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        • #5
          And, the Romans were the original grammar Nazis...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by MarkV View Post
            Link doesn't work for me at least. The earliest record of a stand up comedian comes from a Roman diplomat's account of an official dinner at the court of Attila the Hun. This had some, from the Roman's point of view, strange features including sitting on a chair and eating off a table but one thing stood out a man who when the meal was finished stood up and started telling a series of very funny lies. Was Attila's gift to the world the first stand up comedian/after dinner speaker? A terrifying legacy
            I just checked and it does for me, maybe MSN doesn't work in the UK ???
            Whiskey for my men, and beer for my horses.
            TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
            Bock's First Law of History: The Past shapes the Present, which forms the Future. *

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            • #7
              Well here's the real deal.

              http://publishing.yudu.com/Library/A...dest-Joke-Book
              Credo quia absurdum.


              Quantum mechanics describes nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And yet it fully agrees with experiment. So I hope you can accept nature as She is - absurd! - Richard Feynman

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