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  • A man dies and goes to heaven...

    As he stands in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, he sees a huge wall of clocks behind him.
    "What are those clocks for?" He asks.
    "Those are Lie-Clocks, everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move forward." St. Peter responded.
    "Oh," the man replied, looking at a clock set at midnight, he asks, "Whose clock is that?"
    "That's George Washington's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he has never told a lie." Replied St. Peter.
    Pointing to another clock, St. Peter continues, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe has told two lies in his lifetime."
    "Where's Hilary's clock?" The man asks.
    "Her clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it for a ceiling fan."

    “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

    The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

  • #2
    What's Trumps being used for...a four engine drone?

    http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-me...p-truth-o-met/
    "Ask not what your country can do for you"

    Left wing, Right Wing same bird that they are killing.

    you’re entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts.

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    • #3
      Look man it's just a joke...ALL politicians lie!! I think it is a prerequisite of the job.

      “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

      The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Half Pint John View Post
        What's Trumps being used for...a four engine drone?

        http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-me...p-truth-o-met/
        And Hillary's is powering a 1/12 scale B-36
        Whiskey for my men, and beer for my horses.
        TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
        Bock's First Law of History: The Past shapes the Present, which forms the Future. *

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        • #5
          Hillary's would be spinning faster than the rotors on a Chinook helicopter...

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