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    A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

    Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny…

    The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different… again.

    Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.”

    The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Obama?”

    Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”

    The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican.

    Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”

    Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”

    Little Johnny replied, “That would make me an Obama fan.”

    “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

    The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

  • #2
    It reminds me of my cousin - raised by my Grandfather, a man of a certain richness of vocabulary - on his first day at school;

    Teacher - can anyone tell me who the Prime Minister is ?

    20 bewildered 5 year-olds look at each other, then his hand goes up;

    "Maggieeffin'Thatcher."

    Sent home after 40 minutes.
    Indyref2 - still, "Yes."

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    • #3
      Originally posted by slick24 View Post
      A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

      Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny…

      The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different… again.

      Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.”

      The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Obama?”

      Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”

      The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican.

      Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”

      Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”

      Little Johnny replied, “That would make me an Obama fan.”

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      • #4
        Wack tac mac hey.
        Regards.
        Grishnak.

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        • #5
          Excellent really.
          That rug really tied the room together

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          • #6
            Little Johnny gets around:

            Little Johnny, full of fun
            shot his sister with a gun.

            Mommy said "Now that's too bad.
            That's the last bullet Daddy had."


            Little Johnny, full of hell,
            pushed his sister down a well.

            Mommy said "Oh, now you've killed her!
            Now we'll have to use a filter!"

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            • #7
              Originally posted by slick24 View Post
              A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

              Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny…

              The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different… again.

              Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.”

              The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Obama?”

              Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”

              The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican.

              Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”

              Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”

              Little Johnny replied, “That would make me an Obama fan.”
              Trying hard to be the Man, that my Dog believes I am!

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