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    Hi Steve,

    This is Alan next door. I am sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.

    The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you.

    I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know. The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won't happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.

    Regards, Alan.

    The Actions
    Steve, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, stomped next door and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone where he saw he had a subsequent message from his neighbor.

    The Second Message
    Hi Steve,

    This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text. I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed that my smart phone’s Autocorrect feature changed “Wi-Fi” to ˜Wife”. Technology hey?!? Hope you saw the funny side of that.

    Regards, Alan.

    “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

    The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

  • #2
    I'm out of "rep" options temporarily, yet thanks for posting this gem!
    "Keep Calm. Use Less X's"

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    • #3
      Originally posted by dmf01 View Post
      I'm out of "rep" options temporarily, yet thanks for posting this gem!
      Glad you enjoyed it

      “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

      The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

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      • #4
        I second Dmf01.
        This one is awful.Hilarious but awful.
        That rug really tied the room together

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        • #5
          He still deserved it... After all he just didn't do it right...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by sebfrench76 View Post
            I second Dmf01.
            This one is awful.Hilarious but awful.
            That is Paul's style
            "Ask not what your country can do for you"

            Left wing, Right Wing same bird that they are killing.

            you’re entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts.

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