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    The man says, "I swear, it's not mine! I found it here and tried to flush it down the toilet, but every time I flush the drugs down it magically reappears in my hand!"
    "I don't believe you," says the cop. "Show me."
    The man tosses the bag of drugs into the toilet, then flushes it. The bag swishes down. The cop then stares at the man's empty hand as the bag is flushed down.
    "Well," says the cop, "where are the drugs now?"
    "What drugs?"

    “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

    The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

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    Excellent,really!
    That rug really tied the room together

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    • #3
      Yeah, rub it in!

      Originally posted by slick24 View Post
      The man says, "I swear, it's not mine! I found it here and tried to flush it down the toilet, but every time I flush the drugs down it magically reappears in my hand!"
      "I don't believe you," says the cop. "Show me."
      The man tosses the bag of drugs into the toilet, then flushes it. The bag swishes down. The cop then stares at the man's empty hand as the bag is flushed down.
      "Well," says the cop, "where are the drugs now?"
      "What drugs?"
      That only happened to me, er, I mean Rimmer once!
      "I am Groot"
      - Groot

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