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    One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the top scientists in the world.
    On the way there, he tells his driver, that looks a bit like him, "I'm sick of all these conferences, I always say the same things over and over!"
    The drivers agrees, "You're right, as your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."
    "That's a great idea!" says Einstein "Lets switch places then!"
    So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein, goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.
    But in the crowd, there was one scientist who wanted to impress everyone and thought of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he wouldn't be able to respond.
    So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question.
    The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response.
    The driver looks at him, dead in the eyes and says : "Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me."

    “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

    The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

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    Reminded me old Soviet joke.
    Brezhnev liked to drive by himself. So, on one occasion, he swapped seats with his driver. He was driving pretty fast and was stopped by a militiaman (Soviet policeman). Staggered, he saluted and let the car go its way. And when he was enquired by his chief, who was in the car and why did he let it go, the guy answered, "I don't know who he was, but his driver is Brezhnev."
    "Keep Calm. Use Less X's"

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