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Irishman In The Elevator!

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  • Irishman In The Elevator!

    Irishman in the Elevator

    Skinny little Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him.
    The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.' The little Irishman faints and falls to the floor.
    The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.. The big guy says,"What's wrong with you?"
    In a weak voice the little guy says,'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
    The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me................. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.'
    The little Irishman says:'Turner Brown'?!....Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!
    Trying hard to be the Man, that my Dog believes I am!

  • #2
    "Ask not what your country can do for you"

    Left wing, Right Wing same bird that they are killing.

    you’re entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts.


    • #3
      An Irish joke that doesn't involve drinking... Nah!


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