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  • Why do dragons sleep all day?

    Why do dragons sleep all day?

    Answer: Because they fight knights

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    Neg rep incoming.

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    • #3
      Double, triple
      "Ask not what your country can do for you"

      Left wing, Right Wing same bird that they are killing.

      you’re entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts.

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      • #4
        A father has three daughters who are all getting married on the same day.
        He asks his oldest daughter, ''Whom do you wish to marry? She says, ''Father, I wish to marry the man with three dragons on his chest.''
        He walks over to his second daughter and asks her the same question. She replies, ''Father, I wish to marry the man with two dragons on his chest.''
        He then goes to his youngest daughter and asks her the same question. She replies, ''I wish to marry the man with one draggin' on the floor!''

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        • #5
          One brave knight went to fight a dragon. He approached a cave and boldly started shouting:
          "You bad dragon, go out! We'll have a fight!"
          After yelling this way for a while, he heard a voice:
          "Alright, I don't mind fighting, but why you're shouting into my a$$?"
          "Keep Calm. Use Less X's"

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Half Pint John View Post
            Double, triple
            Looks like there is a tough crowd in house.

            What did the Beatles say when their tour bus ran into a landslide?

            Answer. Look out for the Rolling Stones!

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            • #7
              Ugh...

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