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    A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
    "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I Love You!!!!
    The husband, a typical non-romantic, replied: " I am on the toilet. Please advise."

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