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    Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together
    and discussing surgeries they had performed..

    One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Ontario. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident;
    I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

    The second surgeon said.. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident;
    I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics.

    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs”. Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana
    and he rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
    All I had left to work with was the man's blonde hair and the horse's a$$.
    I was able to put them together and now he's running for President of the U.S.A!"

    “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

    The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

  • #2
    "Ask not what your country can do for you"

    Left wing, Right Wing same bird that they are killing.

    you’re entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts.


    • #3
      Trying hard to be the Man, that my Dog believes I am!


      • #4

        or is it...



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