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  • A joke for married golfers

    Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
    Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay? What's your name?"
    "It's John, and I'm okay, thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.
    "John," she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky robe) "forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."
    "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."
    "Oh, come on now," Elizabeth insisted.
    She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive ... I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed but thought to myself, "my wife won't like it."
    After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd best go now."
    "Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly. "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
    "Still under the cart, I guess."

    “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

    The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

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    That's so wrong, so wrong.
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    Wrong, but funny.
    I was married for two ******* years! Hell would be like Club Med! - Sam Kinison

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    • #3
      Man to wife- Golf course or intercourse?

      Wife to man- Don't forget your jacket.

      SPORTS FREAK/ PANZERBLITZ COMMANDER/ CC2 COMMANDER

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