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    A man was marooned on a desert island.
    One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit.
    'When did you last have a smoke?' she asks. 'Five years ago.' So she gets out a cigar and he smokes it.
    She unzips her wet suit a bit and says, 'When did you last have a drink?' He said, 'Five years ago.' So she gets out a bottle of Scotch and he has a drink.
    Then she unzips her wet suit a bit more and says, 'And when was the last time you played around?' He looks at her in amazement and says: 'You're not telling me you've got a set of golf clubs in there?'

    “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

    The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

  • #2
    Hahaha !Your jokes are like a trap for mi poor frog !
    That rug really tied the room together

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    • #3
      Now we know why he was marooned on that island for five years... He's a lawyer!

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