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    A woman sits beside a hospital bed; her husband's dying.
    He motions for her to come close; he's barely sighing.
    She knows these are his last words, so she leans in:
    "Six months after I die, I want you to marry Ben."
    She's confused, but finally says, "I'll do anything for you, Mitch,
    but I don't understand, I thought you hated that son of a bh."
    And with his dying breath, he said, "I do."

    “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

    The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

  • #2
    Reminded me another joke (with no straight relation)

    An old beekeeper is dying. Summons his son and tells him:
    "Remember, son, everything in this life is rubbish, except for the bees.
    ... and the bees are rubbish, too"
    "Keep Calm. Use Less X's"

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