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    It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
    Teacher: “Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today.” Little Johnny says to himself “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m smart and will answer the question.”
    Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a Dream’?” Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, “Martin Luther King.”
    Teacher: “That’s right Mary, you can go.” Johnny is even more mad than before.
    Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you’?” Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy.”
    Teacher: “That’s right Nancy , you may also leave.”
    Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
    When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, “I wish these [email protected]@@@es would keep their mouths shut!”
    The teacher turns around: “NOW WHO SAID THAT?”
    Johnny: “TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?”

    “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

    The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

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