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    A Czech scientist and a Russian scientist travel to an island populated by bears. After a couple of days of observation they decide to go meet a male bear and a female bear in person. Deciding that the bear couple are not aggressive they continue. A week later the research company decide to check up on the scientists because they haven't heard from them in a while. The company discovers blood trails from the bears' home and takes both bears down with tranquilizers. After cutting open the bears the company discovers that inside the bears are the scientists. One research worker turns to the other and says, "so which bear ate which?" The other replies, "well the Russian remains were found in the girls stomach." "What about the other??" "The Czech is in the male."

    “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

    The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

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    "The Czech is in the male."

    Oh come on...you really didn't say that.
    "Ask not what your country can do for you"

    Left wing, Right Wing same bird that they are killing.

    you’re entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts.

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      • #4
        This one is Swahili for me...
        That rug really tied the room together

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        • #5
          Originally posted by sebfrench76 View Post
          This one is Swahili for me...
          That is an old saying in the US. When you owed a debt and the person you owed money to asked about it, you would say "the check is in the mail" to get more time to get the money together. The person you owed the money to would not bother you for a few days waiting for the mailman to deliver the check

          It was a pretty corny joke

          “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

          The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

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            • #7
              Slick,I wasn't here to make you feel embarrassed...
              But thanks for the explanation!

              "the Czech =the check
              The male =the mail.."
              Got it !
              Last edited by sebfrench76; 04 Mar 16, 17:58.
              That rug really tied the room together

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              • #8
                Originally posted by sebfrench76 View Post
                Slick,I wasn't here to make you feel embarrassed...
                But thanks for the explanation!

                "the Czech =the check
                The male =the mail.."
                Got it !
                no prob

                “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

                The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

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                • #9
                  Great shades of Pearls Before Swine...



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