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    A married man was having an affair with his secretary.One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home."Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house."Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying [email protected]! You've been playing golf!"

    “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

    The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

  • #2
    This is hilarious Slick !!
    You know that after each one of your jokes (the ones I understand), I translate them to my female colleague ?
    That rug really tied the room together

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    • #3
      I am happy to provide a laugh or two

      “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

      The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

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      • #4
        Great crop this week.
        Wack tac mac hey.
        Regards.
        Grishnak.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by sebfrench76 View Post
          This is hilarious Slick !!
          You know that after each one of your jokes (the ones I understand), I translate them to my female colleague ?
          Then she slaps you silly and you go get drunk on whine... err... wine... right...

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