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  • Monica!


    After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a Mirror...
    remembering her time with Bill Clinton. Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her. In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help...
    "God, if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.
    And just like that, her ears fell off!
    Trying hard to be the Man, that my Dog believes I am!

  • #2
    "Ask not what your country can do for you"

    Left wing, Right Wing same bird that they are killing.

    you’re entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts.


    • #3
      That's the least of her problems...

      Just wait until she gets cancer from "smoking" cigars...


      • #4
        Lol. We have a thing at work we use to mop up water...a super sucker... Of course it is known affectionately by all as Monica.
        Matthew 5:9 Blessed are the cheesemakers

        That's right bitches. I'm blessed!


        • #5
          Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally, it refers to any manufacturers of...cream products...

          Lady Monika,
          billy at your breast,
          wonder how you manage to feed the press?

          Who finds the money?
          When you bend for rent,
          Did you think that bill's cigars were heaven sent?

          Friday night arrives without a without a raincoat,
          Sunday morning sleeping on your bum,
          Mondays child has lossened all her bra straps,
          See Billy run!

          Lady monkia,
          Lying on the bed,
          Listen to the voices running in your head.....
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