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A guy goes to the supermarket

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    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello!
    He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
    To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
    Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says...
    "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I banged on the pool table while you whipped my butt with wet celery???"
    She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

    “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

    The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

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