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  • Once a Marine...

    After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.

    He was in a hospital, in agonizing pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function — and an absolutely stunning, gorgeous and sexy nurse hovering over him, looking worried. He realized he was in a life-threatening situation.

    The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was not only a fighter pilot, but a Marine, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word: "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

    Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, “Can I feel your t*ts, then?"

    ARRRR! International Talk Like A Pirate Day - September 19th
    IN MARE IN COELO

  • #2
    Rerun?
    Didn't we get this once before, a while back?
    Still a good one though.
    TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
    “War is merely the continuation of politics by other means” - von Clausewitz
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    • #3
      Yeah prob'ly, but the good ones are worth repeating
      ARRRR! International Talk Like A Pirate Day - September 19th
      IN MARE IN COELO

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      • #4
        Excellent!

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