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    Why wives should not go hunting



    It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up raring to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.
    Jake asks her, "What are you up to?"
    Alice smiles, "I'm going hunting with you!"
    Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along.
    Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve just outside of San Marcos, Texas.
    Jake sets his lovely wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her,
    "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot."
    Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant - much less a deer.
    Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, "Get the hell away from my deer!"
    Confused and frightened, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, "Get the hell away from my deer!" followed by another volley of gunfire!
    Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a Texas game warden with his hands high in the air.
    The game warden, obviously distraught, yelled, "Okay, lady! You can have your damn deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!"
    Trying hard to be the Man, that my Dog believes I am!

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    Here's another hunting funny.
    Credo quia absurdum.


    Quantum mechanics describes nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And yet it fully agrees with experiment. So I hope you can accept nature as She is - absurd! - Richard Feynman

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