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  • Genie on the beach

    A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
    The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
    "Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
    "OK, then, I want to die after Congress balances the budget and eliminates the debt.
    "You crafty little bastard," said the genie.

    “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

    The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

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    Works in every country.Sadly.
    That rug really tied the room together

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