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    Dear Abby



    My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years . All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies . I know he`s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters . I know because he brags about this to me . He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and hairy back turn him off. Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby ? Your advice would be appreciated....Mad as Hell

    Dear Mad as Hell,

    You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.! Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan , and try to act like a lady!

    Remember ....... you`re running for President of the United States , so try acting like one!

    Abby
    Trying hard to be the Man, that my Dog believes I am!

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      That is funny but there are a lot of people who ask for advice from Dear Abby with letters like that.
      “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
      ― Groucho Marx

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        "Ask not what your country can do for you"

        Left wing, Right Wing same bird that they are killing.

        you’re entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts.

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          Dear Abby,

          Someone has been sneaking into my son's room and putting magazines with pictures of naked men under his bed. I think the Gay Agenda is trying to recruit him. I know this because of his impeccable style of dressing and his kind, gentle nature and his devotion to his mum.

          Can you tell me how I can stop this kind of thing?
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