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  • One for Pot Noodle...

    Two eggs boiling in a pan, one says...

    "Hot in here, innit?"

    The other says...

    "BLEEDIN' 'ELL... A TALKING EGG!!!"

    The long toll of the brave
    Is not lost in darkness
    Over the fruitful earth
    And athwart the seas
    Hath passed the light of noble deeds
    Unquenchable forever.

  • #2
    I thought that was a cracking yoke.
    The long toll of the brave
    Is not lost in darkness
    Over the fruitful earth
    And athwart the seas
    Hath passed the light of noble deeds
    Unquenchable forever.

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    • #3
      Yes it was.

      Un-translatable in french ,but funny though.
      That rug really tied the room together

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      • #4
        Originally posted by sebfrench76 View Post
        Yes it was.

        Un-translatable in french ,but funny though.
        No Seb, it is a terrible joke in any language and the Von knows it!

        Von, you ought to be ashamed of telling jokes like that,what will the neighbours think?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by flash View Post
          No Seb, it is a terrible joke in any language and the Von knows it!

          Von, you ought to be ashamed of telling jokes like that,what will the neighbours think?
          Oops!

          The long toll of the brave
          Is not lost in darkness
          Over the fruitful earth
          And athwart the seas
          Hath passed the light of noble deeds
          Unquenchable forever.

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          • #6
            Chin up Von. The joke will not change anyone's thinking!

            Pruitt
            Pruitt, you are truly an expert! Kelt06

            Have you been struck by the jawbone of an ASS lately?

            by Khepesh "This is the logic of Pruitt"

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            • #7
              Two Aerials meet on a roof, fall in love, get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was...
              brilliant!


              The long toll of the brave
              Is not lost in darkness
              Over the fruitful earth
              And athwart the seas
              Hath passed the light of noble deeds
              Unquenchable forever.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Von Richter View Post
                Two Aerials meet on a roof, fall in love, get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was...
                brilliant!


                That's more like it!!

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