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    A couple is walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.
    "I think it's raining," says the man.
    "No, it's snowing," replies the woman.
    "How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the main. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?
    "Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
    This is so bad it is funny............

    The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

    “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

    The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

  • #2
    I have missed something surely ,héhéhéhé..
    English is sometimes Swahili for me..
    That rug really tied the room together


    • #3
      It's a phonics~phonetics sort of thing and more American than English ~
      A popular Christmas song over here for the last 60-70 years is;

      Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
      had a very shiny nose ...

      ~it glows red in the dark~ one foggy night Santa hitches Rudolph in front to lead the sleigh tonite~ then the other reindeer love him and play with him.

      If you all were so fond of Jerry Lewis over there, would think this song/ditty made over as well

      BTW, too bad your current avatar had to be Photoshopped with that red thing ...
      TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
      “War is merely the continuation of politics by other means” - von Clausewitz
      Present Current Events are the Future's History


      • #4
        "Ask not what your country can do for you"

        Left wing, Right Wing same bird that they are killing.

        you’re entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts.


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          • #6
            Damn you Montgomery Wards!


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