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    A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
    She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
    At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs... enough times till her husband says, “Are you wearing crotch-less panties?”
    “Y-e-s,” she answers with a seductive smile.
    “Thank God... I thought you were sitting on the cat.”
    He never heard the gunshot
    Trying hard to be the Man, that my Dog believes I am!

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    Originally posted by Trung Si View Post
    New Panties



    A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
    She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
    At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs... enough times till her husband says, “Are you wearing crotch-less panties?”
    “Y-e-s,” she answers with a seductive smile.
    “Thank God... I thought you were sitting on the cat.”
    He never heard the gunshot
    Made me smile .
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    • #3
      The older punchlines is "Looks like you've got flies under there."
      Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Who is watching the watchers?

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      • #4
        Yep, ...

        Originally posted by Mountain Man View Post
        The older punchlines is "Looks like you've got flies under there."
        ... followed by two gunshots.
        "I am Groot"
        - Groot

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Trung Si View Post
          New Panties



          A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
          She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
          At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs... enough times till her husband says, “Are you wearing crotch-less panties?”
          “Y-e-s,” she answers with a seductive smile.
          “Thank God... I thought you were sitting on the cat.”
          He never heard the gunshot
          Now, THAT'S funny!
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