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  • #46
    Originally posted by Rojik View Post
    Hahahaha thats a good one
    http://g.bf3stats.com/pc/1LP76r6C/melba_101.png

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Rojik View Post
      Can I at least get a submachinegun with a silencer so the Fuhrer doesn't yell at me everytime I shoot one of these idiots!

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      • #48
        US Air Force Girl gets tazed and grabs the D

        Title says it all....
        https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=650681131665273

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        • #49
          The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson.

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          • #50
            The Focke-Wulf Fw 190 Joke, starts 38 seconds in.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Nick the Noodle View Post
              The Focke-Wulf Fw 190 Joke, starts 38 seconds in.

              The joke that ended Stan Boardman's career and the Des O'Connor show.
              The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson.

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              • #52
                Marine turtle-
                https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=250874491746505

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                • #53
                  Can we get a military humor thread going?

                  This has probably been posted before... But it's funny enough to post it (again, and again, and again )

                  Edit: I just realized how small it looks, so here's a link: http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/if-facebook-existed-during-world-war-2




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                  Last edited by JJMcBlaze; 19 Dec 13, 09:24.

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                  • #54
                    Mikhail Kalashnikov had passed away.
                    “Comrade Kalashnikov will be buried in a pit of mud with full military honors,” said General-Major Saiga Molot, a spokesman for the Russian army. “After a week, we will exhume his body, clean it off, and put him back to work. We expect that there shall be no issue with his functions.”
                    Kalashnikov died of complications from a liver transplant operation. The liver Kalashnikov received was allegedly Romanian, but turned out to be a substandard Albanian version.
                    “It was a successful substitution, but it made him inaccurate and prone to blockage,” said his son, Victor.


                    Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/12/mi...#ixzz2oNvA5bX6
                    http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/12/mi...ashnikov-dead/

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                    • #55
                      Gotta love duffleblog...
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                      • #56
                        This damn place won't let me rep you Oded. I'll send you a fruitcake instead...
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                        • #57
                          A quote from the Falklands war with typical military humour.
                          Company commander to CSM "sgt major poor old so& so has been killed and I'm writing to his parents to say where his body is, can you help?"
                          CSM " yes sir you can tell them that his body is located over the following grid references"

                          As in the US armed forces, there is a fierce rivalry between certain units of the British armed forces, non more than the Royal Marines and the Parachute Regiment.
                          A quick pointer to help with the following tale. As most know, the human body is divided into percentages for describing burn injuries, the one percent of this description is your appendage, no matter how big you would like to describe it. So using this scale we can again go back to the Falklands where a royal marine officer comes across a wounded para at a casualty clearing station. The para has been shot where men dread to be shot and is in a lot of shock from not just losing a lot of blood, he is also worried that he may be discharged from the army. So he confides in the officer and asks him to check his injury to see if it will disbar him from service, the officer looks and tells him he will be ok, the para asks again if it will mean he has to leave the paras, the officer looks him in the eye and says yes you will have to leave the paras, why? Asks the para, well says the officer, to be a para you have to be complete prick.

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                          • #58
                            You can't fight in here....

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                            • #59
                              Marines In Afghanistan Hold Memorial Service For Their Porn Stash


                              http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/01/ma...ce-porn-stash/

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                              • #60
                                Swedish Marines making parody of Grease lightning in Afghanistan

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