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    An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.

    Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to him?"

    New Zealander: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."

    Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going old mate?"

    Dog: "Doin' alright."

    New Zealander: (extreme look of shock)

    Ventriloquist: "Is this Kiwi your owner?", pointing at New Zealander

    Dog: "Yep"

    Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

    New Zealander: (look of disbelief)

    Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

    New Zealander: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think."

    Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

    Horse: "Cool."

    New Zealander: (extreme look of shock)

    Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at New Zealander)

    Horse: "Yep"

    Ventriloquist: "How's he treat you?"

    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

    New Zealander: (total look of amazement)

    Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

    New Zealander: "The sheep's a liar.

    “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

    The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

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