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    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

    The next day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began to
    tell their stories.

    "Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

    "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt
    Karen. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm and her plane
    got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and
    all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a
    survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down
    so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed
    right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot
    fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of
    bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the
    blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi
    with her bare hands."

    "Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher.?? What
    kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this
    horrible story?"

    "Stay the ___ away from Aunt Karen when she's
    drinking."

    “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

    The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

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