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    They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

    There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

    A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

    'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

    The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

    'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

    The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
    You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

    The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
    The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

    The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

    'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

    The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
    'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

    'I can't **** out of it,' he replied.
    ARRRR! International Talk Like A Pirate Day - September 19th
    IN MARE IN COELO

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      There's the old joke about the elderly man driving his car. His skills just are not what they used to be and he slams into another vehicle! Both cars are demolished but the persons in both survives unscathed.
      In the other car is a young man, who is a bit rattled. But, he gets out and goes to see if the old man is alright too.
      "Sir, are you okay?"
      "Yea son, I think I'm okay" the old man replies. He looks over at the passenger seat.
      "Well I'll be damned! That bottle of thiry year old scotch survived too!"
      The old man grabs it and manages to get out of his car. "Welp, son that was a hell of wreck! We're both lucky to be alive! I think that calls for a celebration! He opens the scotch and hands it to the young man. Salute!"
      The young man takes a deep swig off the bottle. "Yea, that did take a bit of the shakes off!" He starts to hand the bottle back to the old man. "Here you go sir..."
      The old man looks at him "Nah son, keep it. I'll buy another after the police are gone...."

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        Youth, Strength and Good intentions will never beat Age, Wisdom and Chicanery...
        ARRRR! International Talk Like A Pirate Day - September 19th
        IN MARE IN COELO

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          Both great jokes!
          SGT, 210th MP Battalion, 2nd MP BDE, MSSG

          Fervently PRO-TRUMP, anti-Islam and anti-Steelers!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jose50 View Post
            Youth, Strength and Good intentions will never beat Age, Wisdom and Chicanery...
            Age and treachery always beat youth and skill....

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