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  • Two Woodpeckers

    A Mexican woodpecker and a US woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees.

    The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

    The US woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.

    The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

    The US woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in the US that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

    The two of them flew to the US where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree, almost without breaking a sweat.

    Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused.

    How is it that the US woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the US tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

    After much woodpecker pondering they both came to the same conclusion.
    Apparently, Tiger Woods and Shane Warne were right when they said
    your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
    Too Much To Do Too Little Time

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