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    A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide
    under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed.
    A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have
    you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

    After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her
    skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough, Sister.
    You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.'
    The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
    The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair
    of legs!'
    The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would
    have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either!'

    “Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” -- Albert Einstein

    The US Constitution doesn't need to be rewritten it needs to be reread

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