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    Divorce Versus Murder


    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."



    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"


    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."


    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"


    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."


    Credo quia absurdum.


    Quantum mechanics describes nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And yet it fully agrees with experiment. So I hope you can accept nature as She is - absurd! - Richard Feynman

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    Says I've given out too much rep. Consider yourself repped. That was good.
    This bass guitar kills TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by rebpreacher View Post
      Says I've given out too much rep. Consider yourself repped. That was good.
      I gave him one. It was good.
      Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedy. -- Ernest Benn

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