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  • Great Truths about Life that Little Children Have Learned

    1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
    2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
    3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
    4. Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato.
    5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
    6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
    7. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac.
    8. Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
    9. School lunches stick to the wall.
    10. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
    11. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
    The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson.

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    ...first thing I learned was don't bite Ray-o-vac batteries....
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Jose50 View Post
      ...first thing I learned was don't bite Ray-o-vac batteries....
      ...or chew on tin foil...

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