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  • The fly swatter

    Wife comes home and finds her husband standing in the kitchen with a fly swatter.
    She asks, "what are you doing ?"
    Husband answers, "killing flies."
    So the wife asks, "did you get any ?"
    Husband replies, "yep, 3 males and 2 females."
    The wife, intrigued, asks, "how can you tell whether they're male or female ?"
    Husband replies, "I got the 3 on the beer can, and the 2 on the phone."
    Scientists have announced they've discovered a cure for apathy. However no one has shown the slightest bit of interest !!

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