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    Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

    The doorman at the club greets them and says, ''Hey, Dave! How ya doin?'' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. ''Oh no,'' says Dave. ''He's on my bowling team.''

    When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, ''You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser.'' ''No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them.'' A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. ''Hi, Davey,'' she says, ''Want your usual table dance?''

    Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him.

    The cabby turns his head and says, ''Looks like you picked up a real doozie this time, Dave!''
    The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson.

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    Variant:

    While still in the club, the floor show begins.
    ON a slow tune, a well curved dancer takes her clothes off, one by one, till there is just a bikini with a bulging top left, held in place by a single strap
    only.
    She turns around and eyes the audience, licking her lips...
    The show manager asks in the microphone: and who as usual will pull the last strap...?
    and the whole club bursts out: "DAVEY!, DAVEY!, DAVEY!"
    Last edited by Colonel Sennef; 01 Sep 12, 09:11.
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