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A Cowboy's Guide to Life

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    * Never kick a fresh road apple on a hot day.

    * Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.

    * Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.

    * Always drink upstream from the herd.

    * After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

    * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

    * It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

    * Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey.

    * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

    * Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

    * Good judgement comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

    * Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.

    * If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

    * When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be suprised if they learn the lesson.

    * When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

    * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.

    * Never miss a good chance to shut up.
    The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson.

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