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    The 83 year old lady was in court, charged with stealing a can of peaches.

    "How do you plead", asked the judge.

    "Guilty, your honour", she replied.

    "This is a difficult case", said the judge, "how many peaches were in the can?"

    "Six", replied the lady.

    "I hereby sentence you to six days in jail - do you have anything to say?"

    The lady's 85 year old husband suddenly pops up and says, "Your honour, she stole a can of peas too".
    The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson.

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