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    Another candidate for Father of the Year has emerged today. A man from Kentucky, USA, put his five-week-old baby in a microwave and left him there for hours, it has been reported.

    Larry Long, 33, had apparently smoked marijuana at work, then went home and drank whisky with the baby's mother.

    At some point during the night the baby was put in the microwave oven - but fortunately the oven was never switched on.

    However, the poor child was apparently left in the oven overnight.

    The baby's mother, Brandy Hatton, heard the baby crying at around 5.30am on Monday morning and found him in the microwave.

    The oven had not been turned on and the door had been left open.
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  • #2
    Originally posted by kendrick View Post
    Another candidate for Father of the Year has emerged today. A man from Kentucky, USA, put his five-week-old baby in a microwave and left him there for hours, it has been reported.

    Larry Long, 33, had apparently smoked marijuana at work, then went home and drank whisky with the baby's mother.

    At some point during the night the baby was put in the microwave oven - but fortunately the oven was never switched on.

    However, the poor child was apparently left in the oven overnight.

    The baby's mother, Brandy Hatton, heard the baby crying at around 5.30am on Monday morning and found him in the microwave.

    The oven had not been turned on and the door had been left open.
    Hopefully at some point people will realise it is a privilege and not a right to have a child. I'm not holding my breath on that one though.
    Last edited by Rojik; 18 Mar 10, 13:28.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by kendrick View Post
      Another candidate for Father of the Year has emerged today. A man from Kentucky, USA, put his five-week-old baby in a microwave and left him there for hours, it has been reported.

      Larry Long, 33, had apparently smoked marijuana at work, then went home and drank whisky with the baby's mother.

      At some point during the night the baby was put in the microwave oven - but fortunately the oven was never switched on.

      However, the poor child was apparently left in the oven overnight.

      The baby's mother, Brandy Hatton, heard the baby crying at around 5.30am on Monday morning and found him in the microwave.

      The oven had not been turned on and the door had been left open.
      You think you have seen and heard all the awful things that our fellow humans beings do unto another especially the defenseless...and then out comes another whack job...out of curiousity, was the mother arrested also? she is just as much to blame IMO...
      "Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few."- Sir Winston Churchill, about R.A.F. fighter pilots."
      "It is well that war is so terrible, else we grow to fond of it." - Robert E. Lee

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      • #4
        Way past time to start thinning the herd.

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        • #5
          Notice how many stories like this include the jackass in question drinking and/or doing drugs. At least he didn't bite out the kids eyes while on PCP like one ass did. I actualy had someone here that was an isolated event and that drugs should still be leagalized! the thing we learn from history is that no one learns from history.
          How many Allied tanks it would take to destroy a Maus?
          275. Because that's how many shells there are in the Maus. Then it could probably crush some more until it ran out of gas. - Surfinbird

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          • #6
            So, build a big microwave & put the 'daddy' in it. Then spin the roulette wheel betting on whether to turn it on or not all night.
            "If you are right, then you are right even if everyone says you are wrong. If you are wrong then you are wrong even if everyone says you are right." William Penn.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Wolery View Post
              Notice how many stories like this include the jackass in question drinking and/or doing drugs. At least he didn't bite out the kids eyes while on PCP like one ass did. I actualy had someone here that was an isolated event and that drugs should still be leagalized! the thing we learn from history is that no one learns from history.

              Wolery,an idiot is an idiot no matter what he's on.
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              • #8
                So, DOD, still all for drug legalization?

                And what does Size One Font think about this?
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by pirateship1982 View Post
                  So, DOD, still all for drug legalization?

                  And what does Size One Font think about this?
                  What difference would that make? Besides, it could have been the whisky that did it...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Gixxer86g View Post
                    Wolery,an idiot is an idiot no matter what he's on.
                    Even Idiots don't put their kids in the microwave, sober and this goes double for biting out a kids eyes. I think you need to be high on something man was never meant to ingest to do that.
                    How many Allied tanks it would take to destroy a Maus?
                    275. Because that's how many shells there are in the Maus. Then it could probably crush some more until it ran out of gas. - Surfinbird

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                    • #11
                      Wolery,the point is that you don't know what's going through that jack-ass' head.He smoked pot and drank heavily when this occured.Maybe it has something to do with it,maybe not.Most likely the guy is nuts to begin with.What experience do you have with the substances you are writing about,alcohol included?

                      And how do you bite out a kid's eyes?Did the person that did it have a mouth like a dog,and did the kid who had his eyes bit out have protruding eye sockets?It just doesn't seem physically possible.
                      Last edited by Gixxer86g; 20 Mar 10, 07:18.
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                      BLACK JEEPS MATTER!

                      BLACK MOTORCYCLES MATTER!

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                      • #12
                        What chance does that poor child have with parents like that, I hope its taken off them if not already.

                        Thousands of loving couples unable to have kids must look up to the skies and wonder what the hell the big guy is playing at.
                        Sealion would have failed..............runs,

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by kendrick View Post
                          Another candidate for Father of the Year has emerged today. A man from Kentucky, USA, put his five-week-old baby in a microwave and left him there for hours, it has been reported.

                          Larry Long, 33, had apparently smoked marijuana at work, then went home and drank whisky with the baby's mother.

                          At some point during the night the baby was put in the microwave oven - but fortunately the oven was never switched on.

                          However, the poor child was apparently left in the oven overnight.

                          The baby's mother, Brandy Hatton, heard the baby crying at around 5.30am on Monday morning and found him in the microwave.

                          The oven had not been turned on and the door had been left open.
                          Dear lord that is just plain wrong.


                          You're supposed to slow roast babies in the oven not microwave them which makes them soggy and spongy!
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Wolery View Post
                            Even Idiots don't put their kids in the microwave, sober and this goes double for biting out a kids eyes. I think you need to be high on something man was never meant to ingest to do that.
                            Everyday, millions of drunk and stoned people successfully manage to avoid placing their children in microwave ovens. However, perfectly sober people manage to attack their neighbors for driving too slow or because they don't like the sound of their dog.

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