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  • In the Beginning... (mild language warning)

    IN THE BEGINNING IT WAS THE PLAN
    AND THEN CAME THE ASSUMPTIONS
    AND THE ASSUMPTIONS WERE WITHOUT FORM,
    AND THE PLAN WAS COMPLETELY WITHOUT SUBSTANCE
    AND THE DARKNESS WAS UPON THE FACE OF THE SOLDIERS
    AND THEY SPOKE AMONG THEMSELVES, SAYING:
    “HARK, IT IS A CROCK OF ****, AND IT STINKITH”
    AND THE SOLDIERS WENT UNTO THEIR SQUAD LEADERS AND SAYETH:
    “HARK, IT IS A PAIL OF DUNG AND NONE MAY ABIDE BY THE ODER THEROF”
    AND THE SQUAD LEADERS WENT UNTO THE PLATOON LEADERS AND SAYETH UNTO THEM:
    “HARK, IT IS A CONTAINER OF EXCREMENT AND IT IS VERY STRONG, SUCH THAT NONE MAY ABIDE BY IT”
    AND THE PLATOON LEADERS WENT UNTO THE COMPANY COMMANDERS AND SAYETH UNTO THEM:
    “HARK, IT IS A VESSEL OF FERTILIZER AND NONE MAY ABIDE ITS STRENGTH”
    AND THE COMMANDERS SPOKE AMONGTH THEMSELVES, SAYING ONE TO ANOTHER:
    “BEHOLD, IT CONTAINS THAT WHICH AIDS PLANT GROWTH, AND IS VERY STRONG”
    AND THE COMMANDERS WENT TO THE STAFF AND SAYETH UNTO THEM:
    “IT PROMOTES GROWTH AND IS VERY POWERFUL”
    AND THE STAFF WENT UNTO THE BATTALION COMMANDER AND SAYETH:
    “THIS NEW PLAN WILL ACTIVELY PROMOTE THE GROWTH AND EFFICIENCY OF THIS BATTALION, AND WE SHALL HAVE GREAT STRENGTH”
    AND THE BATTALION COMMANDER LOOKED UNTO THE PLAN, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD, AND THE PLAN BECAME POLICY:
    “BEHOLD, THIS IS HOW **** HAPPENS.”
    "When I am abroad I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the Government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home."

    Winston Churchill

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    :thumb:
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    Soviet and Canadian medal collector!

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    • #3
      The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. -Carl Jung

      Hell is other people. -Jean-Paul Sarte

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      • #4
        Thank you, Thank you!

        I steal from the best!
        "When I am abroad I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the Government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home."

        Winston Churchill

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        • #5
          WAIT A MINUTE 50,000+ You gotta be kidding.... I hate you guys....


          OK OK OK OK You got me... Cheers:bowdown:
          The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. -Carl Jung

          Hell is other people. -Jean-Paul Sarte

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          • #6
            Heheheh, you weren't supposed to notice that until you were in the 'Shane, are you trying to rack up posts' thread you started!

            I'll put it back right away! :P
            "When I am abroad I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the Government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home."

            Winston Churchill

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            • #7
              "Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for"
              "The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching"

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              • #8
                Shane's on a roll!!!!!!

                Dr. S.
                Imagine a ball of iron, the size of the sun. And once a year a tiny sparrow brushes its surface with the tip of its wing. And when that ball of iron, the size of the sun, is worn away to nothing, your punishment will barely have begun.

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