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    Police Look for Naked Drive-Through Patron

    HILLSBOROUGH, N.C. - Police are searching for a man who was naked when he picked up his fast food order this week at a drive-through window.

    The customer at Bojangles restaurant was described as a hairy, big-bellied man in his 30s with short curly black hair that was receding on the top of his head. He picked up an order at the window Monday morning.
    "He conducted his business at the drive-through wearing no clothing and he had to open his door to receive whatever they were passing out the drive-through window," said Capt. Ross Frederick of the Hillsborough Police Department.
    This is the first time police have been called about him, but the man has patronized the restaurant before. On those occasions, he wore only his underwear or perhaps shorts that may resemble underwear, Frederick said.

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    No word whether he had a patch over one eye or not.:P

    JS
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    Re: Police Look for Naked Drive-Through Patron

    Originally posted by Janos
    No word whether he had a patch over one eye or not.:P

    :spill:

    Dr. S.
    Imagine a ball of iron, the size of the sun. And once a year a tiny sparrow brushes its surface with the tip of its wing. And when that ball of iron, the size of the sun, is worn away to nothing, your punishment will barely have begun.

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    • #3
      Re: Re: Police Look for Naked Drive-Through Patron

      Originally posted by Doctor Sinister
      :spill:

      Dr. S.
      So how's North Carolina, Doc?

      JS
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      • #4
        Re: Re: Re: Police Look for Naked Drive-Through Patron

        Originally posted by Janos
        So how's North Carolina, Doc?

        JS
        The fast food is cheap.

        Dr. S.
        Imagine a ball of iron, the size of the sun. And once a year a tiny sparrow brushes its surface with the tip of its wing. And when that ball of iron, the size of the sun, is worn away to nothing, your punishment will barely have begun.

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        • #5
          Re: Re: Re: Re: Police Look for Naked Drive-Through Patron

          Originally posted by Doctor Sinister
          The fast food is cheap.

          Dr. S.
          And if they find you, the lodging is free!

          JS
          Barcsi János ispán vezérőrnagy
          Time Magazine's Person of the Year for 2003 & 2006


          "Never pet a burning dog."

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          • #6
            No Shirt No Shoes No Service

            I guess it throws that rule out the window.
            Govenour Of Texas and all southern provinces. Kepper Of The Holy Woodchipper.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Jeremy Scott
              No Shirt No Shoes No Service

              I guess it throws that rule out the window.
              No brain, too.

              The question here is:

              Where did he put his wallet?:crazy:

              JS
              Barcsi János ispán vezérőrnagy
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              "Never pet a burning dog."

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              • #8
                Jeremy Scott Wrote:
                No Shirt No Shoes No Service
                They never said anything about pants. :crazy:

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                • #9
                  I guess it was a drive thru.....so he didn't have to ummm.... tip.
                  Lance W.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Lance Williams
                    I guess it was a drive thru.....so he didn't have to ummm.... tip.
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                    • #11
                      The wallet was up his azz He actually bent over to retrieve it.





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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Geeky Nerd
                        The wallet was up his azz He actually bent over to retrieve it.
                        That's a pretty rude place to put a photo of George Washington, isn't it?

                        JS
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