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  • Does anyone know where Uday parked his cars?

    I've read that, according to a former personal assistant, Saddam Hussein's son Uday reportedly owned 18 Rolls-Royces, three Bentleys, three Jaguars, a Lamborghini, four Bugattis, three Aston Martins, four Cadillacs, several Ferraris, six Porsches, a Lotus Esprit and a Mini Cooper convertible (among others).

    Does anyone know where they were kept? I could really do with a nice car...

    Dr. S.
    Imagine a ball of iron, the size of the sun. And once a year a tiny sparrow brushes its surface with the tip of its wing. And when that ball of iron, the size of the sun, is worn away to nothing, your punishment will barely have begun.

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    Re: Does anyone know where Uday parked his cars?

    Originally posted by Doctor Sinister
    ...four Bugattis...
    Holy friggin cow, man...
    Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated... again...

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    • #3
      He probably kept them in one of the underground bunkers we blew up.
      "You realize that if I could actually purchase a weapon, I would stab you with it now?" --Roy, Order of the Stick #136

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      • #4
        some staff puke probably mailed them home piece by piece.
        :P
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        • #5
          Pulled a Radar O'Reilly??
          Scientists have announced they've discovered a cure for apathy. However no one has shown the slightest bit of interest !!

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          • #6
            That's right,He did mail home a jeep,didnt he?

            Dont suppose Janos has seen a Porche or two get towed into his AO?
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            • #7
              Re: Does anyone know where Uday parked his cars?

              Originally posted by Doctor Sinister
              I've read that, according to a former personal assistant, Saddam Hussein's son Uday reportedly owned 18 Rolls-Royces, three Bentleys, three Jaguars, a Lamborghini, four Bugattis, three Aston Martins, four Cadillacs, several Ferraris, six Porsches, a Lotus Esprit and a Mini Cooper convertible (among others).

              Does anyone know where they were kept? I could really do with a nice car...

              Dr. S.
              In a garage in his villa complex. Sadly, your immense ruthlessness, I believe most or all were destroyed during fighting.
              Mens Est Clavis Victoriae
              (The Mind Is The Key To Victory)

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              • #8
                Most garages (and cars in them), even underground ones, don't handle 2000lb bombs very well... or the concrete support beams that crash down on them from above... or a change in government and someone determined enough to find the keys...
                If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

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                • #9
                  I wanna be a friggin dictator
                  Govenour Of Texas and all southern provinces. Kepper Of The Holy Woodchipper.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Re: Does anyone know where Uday parked his cars?

                    Originally posted by hogdriver
                    In a garage in his villa complex. Sadly, your immense ruthlessness, I believe most or all were destroyed during fighting.
                    Damn that collateral damage!

                    Dr. S.
                    Imagine a ball of iron, the size of the sun. And once a year a tiny sparrow brushes its surface with the tip of its wing. And when that ball of iron, the size of the sun, is worn away to nothing, your punishment will barely have begun.

                    www.sinisterincorporated.co.uk

                    www.tabletown.co.uk

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                    • #11
                      Re: Does anyone know where Uday parked his cars?

                      Originally posted by Doctor Sinister
                      I've read that, according to a former personal assistant, Saddam Hussein's son Uday reportedly owned 18 Rolls-Royces, three Bentleys, three Jaguars, a Lamborghini, four Bugattis, three Aston Martins, four Cadillacs, several Ferraris, six Porsches, a Lotus Esprit and a Mini Cooper convertible (among others).

                      Does anyone know where they were kept? I could really do with a nice car...

                      Dr. S.
                      Where did he drive them? The roads here aren't for crap.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Re: Does anyone know where Uday parked his cars?

                        Originally posted by Janos
                        Where did he drive them? The roads here aren't for crap.

                        JS
                        Hmmm, good point.

                        Perhaps he used them for something else.

                        Did anyone check the gloveboxes for WMDs?

                        Dr. S.
                        Imagine a ball of iron, the size of the sun. And once a year a tiny sparrow brushes its surface with the tip of its wing. And when that ball of iron, the size of the sun, is worn away to nothing, your punishment will barely have begun.

                        www.sinisterincorporated.co.uk

                        www.tabletown.co.uk

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                        • #13
                          Re: Does anyone know where Uday parked his cars?

                          Originally posted by Doctor Sinister
                          I've read that, according to a former personal assistant, Saddam Hussein's son Uday reportedly owned 18 Rolls-Royces, three Bentleys, three Jaguars, a Lamborghini, four Bugattis, three Aston Martins, four Cadillacs, several Ferraris, six Porsches, a Lotus Esprit and a Mini Cooper convertible (among others).

                          Does anyone know where they were kept? I could really do with a nice car...

                          Dr. S.
                          Have you called lojack?
                          Lance W.

                          Peace through superior firepower.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Re: Does anyone know where Uday parked his cars?

                            Originally posted by Lance Williams
                            Have you called lojack?
                            Who he?

                            Dr. S.
                            Imagine a ball of iron, the size of the sun. And once a year a tiny sparrow brushes its surface with the tip of its wing. And when that ball of iron, the size of the sun, is worn away to nothing, your punishment will barely have begun.

                            www.sinisterincorporated.co.uk

                            www.tabletown.co.uk

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                            • #15
                              Re: Re: Re: Does anyone know where Uday parked his cars?

                              Originally posted by Doctor Sinister
                              Who he?

                              Dr. S.
                              Lojack is an American vehicle recovery device. If you report your car stolen, the police will activate the device, and home in on its signal.

                              My belief is it is a play on hi-jack.
                              Retreat hell, we just got here. Every Marine, a rifleman.

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