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    Cows...
    Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
    track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
    she sleeps in the state of Idaho.

    Also they track her calves to their stalls.

    But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens and terrorists
    wandering around our country.

    ............. the solution is to give every illegal alien a cow.
    http://canadiangenealogyandresearch.ca

    Soviet and Canadian medal collector!

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    Does this mean that they can also track outer-space aliens who kidnap cattle?

    Dr. S.
    Imagine a ball of iron, the size of the sun. And once a year a tiny sparrow brushes its surface with the tip of its wing. And when that ball of iron, the size of the sun, is worn away to nothing, your punishment will barely have begun.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Doctor Sinister
      Does this mean that they can also track outer-space aliens who kidnap cattle?

      Dr. S.
      http://canadiangenealogyandresearch.ca

      Soviet and Canadian medal collector!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Doctor Sinister
        Does this mean that they can also track outer-space aliens who kidnap cattle?

        Dr. S.
        I've also read of some mysterious occurances in the desert southwest of the US. Cattle have been found dead in the field for no apparent reason. Oddly, thier anuses have been removed. Is the Canadian government able to track a cow's anus, or does it have to be the entire cow. Perhaps the tracking device should be attached to the cows anus instead of it's ear as the dead cows have all been found with thier ears intact but, sadly, sans anus.
        Givin' you the scoop, the poop, the skinny and the scuttlebutt since 1969!

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        • #5
          Re: Cows in Canada (Humour)

          Originally posted by dannybou
          Cows...

          But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens and terrorists
          wandering around our country.
          Of course the can. They track them the same way as the cows. Didn't you know that "soy" burger is actually short for "Soylent Green" burger.

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          • #6
            Re: Cows in Canada (Humour)

            Originally posted by dannybou
            the solution is to give every illegal alien a cow.
            If those illegal aliens are Hindus from India.....perfect! They'll never harm the tracking device/cow!
            Pvt. Bob Mana,
            Co. B, 3rd Maryland Vol. Infantry, 1st Brigade, 1st Division, 12th Corps, Union Army of the Potomac

            For the Union

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            • #7
              maybe they feed them tracking devices....thats always a good idea for imagrants
              "The strength of an Army lies in strict discipline and undeviating obedience
              to its officers."

              -Thucydides

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