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  • #31
    Originally posted by Mountain Man View Post

    Good to know. Now - do you have a joke to add?

    You might be a redneck if you proposed to your wife by spray-painting her name on the town water tower.
    You might be a redneck if you've ever prompted someone to make a redneck joke.
    ARRRR! International Talk Like A Pirate Day - September 19th
    IN MARE IN COELO

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    • #32
      You might be a redneck if you've ever been arrested for fishing while drunk.
      Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Who is watching the watchers?

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Mountain Man View Post
        You might be a redneck if you've ever been arrested for fishing while drunk.
        Wait a minute....isn't that an American custom???Like motherpie and applehood?
        ARRRR! International Talk Like A Pirate Day - September 19th
        IN MARE IN COELO

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Jose50 View Post

          Wait a minute....isn't that an American custom???Like motherpie and applehood?
          Southern custom...
          ...if you walk your kid to school every day because you're in the same grade.
          Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Who is watching the watchers?

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          • #35
            You might be a redneck if your daughter says "Daddy, can you pass the butter?" and you, you father, your uncle and your brothers all reach for it at the same time.
            Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Who is watching the watchers?

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            • #36
              You might be a redneck if your family tree has no branches.
              Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Who is watching the watchers?

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              • #37
                You might be a redneck if you have ever celebrated the anniversary of your tattoo.
                Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Who is watching the watchers?

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                • #38
                  You might be a redneck if your mother-in-law has ever been jailed for resisting arrest.
                  Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Who is watching the watchers?

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                  • #39
                    ...if your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC chicken and a six pack...

                    ..if your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by the ceiling fan...

                    ...if you have ever been i a custody fight over a hunting dog...
                    Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Who is watching the watchers?

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                    • #40
                      You might be a redneck if your wedding vows were interrupted by:

                      "Please pull forward to the second window."
                      Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Who is watching the watchers?

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                      • #41
                        If 'loading the dishwasher' means getting your wife drunk, you may be a redneck... - Jeff Foxworthy
                        ARRRR! International Talk Like A Pirate Day - September 19th
                        IN MARE IN COELO

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